Typical New Yorkers

Hahaha have you ever blogged in a store? Me either. Doing it now in urban. I got a pretty ring. It's on my pinky. It's so nice out today. I love June. I love NY. I LOVE the fact that my seventy seven year old super fist pumped me today. I think it made my life. I'm currently reading Ellen's book, Seriously I'm Kidding. It's a laugh full. Is that even a word? Well I just made it up. Man i love hamburgers. There is a store employee standing right next to me. Does she see me? She's hang clothes. I'm scared. This is awkward. Hmm I don't think she minds. Gosh I love tomatoes. I'm going to get them on my burger. Oops I just scared her. Gave me a good laugh. There's a five guys right next door. I am happy. Also getting bbq sauce on zee burger. I love people. And puppies. PUPPIES. gotta get my fix. Told someone that once and he though I was getting my puppy fixed. I don't have a dog, you silly man. Oh my gosh, the other night I got asked off the subway by a cop because I was occupying more than one seat. It made me so angry and I snap chatted about it. It made me feel better. I snap about a lot of my life. It makes me happy. I like people. I said that already. I'm gonna go now before I eat you all. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm also not a cannibal. So what am I? I'll let you ponder that.
Aloha.
You know you love me.
Xoxo Emma